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President Obama
Hope And Change to Your Car
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The President will guide you to a new and brighter destination. Just follow his instructions. You won’t even need congress to pass any laws!

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Souey GPS Voice
The World’s Funniest Talking Baby Pig
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$ 9.97

Wise-cracking toddlers come in many shapes and sizes. You may have one of your own! But we bet yours isn’t nearly as bent on taking over the world as this poly-syllabic mini-genius.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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The Devil GPS Voice
Give the Devil a try
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$ 12.97

What can we say? The devil made us do it. Who else could navigate traffic hell?

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Piggly Porker GPS Voice
America’s Favorite Dad
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$ 9.97

Fat, Stupid, Racist, Sexist, and fond of a beer or two… Ahhh yes, the perfict formula for comic back -seat driving to ensure you get there…Well if not safe, at least with a smile on your face.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Porkmen GPS Voice
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$ 9.97

The most hilarious biggoted,foul-mouthed, arrogant,and obese(excuseme …”hockey-bodeyed” child in the 4 th grade…. in Colorado …somewhere All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Sergeant Hartman Explicit GPS Voice
Our Favorite Serg from F.M.J
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$ 9.97
Having trouble getting motivated? Do you have what it takes to get your self and some fellow citizens to wheever they need to go? Put a Marine Corps drill instructor into the navigator’s seat and you will never lack “drive” again. He’ll bellow and insult you all the way there!

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Gomer GPS Voice
Mmmmm Donuts
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$ 5.97

Who better to give you direction in life. Gomer will give you pointers where to get the best donuts and how to slack off the most and be alright with being caught.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Clint Eastwood
Make my day PUNK!
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$ 9.97

Are you feeling lucky? Well….are ya punk!?

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Elvis GPS Voice
Let The King Be Your Guide
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$ 5.97

Who better to give you direction in life. Gomer will give you pointers where to get the best donuts and how to slack off the most and be alright with being caught.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Sean Connery GPS Voice
Best 007 Ever
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$ 9.97

He’s the actor who has played many different roles and many nationalities… but somehow he always seems to have same accent for the ladies. Are you man (or woman) enough to have him in the car with you?

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Billy-Bob GPS Voice
The Cussing Redneck
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$ 5.97

Bubba’s Nasty Cousin. We caught him on a cussin day. Heck every day is a cussin day for Billy Bob. Be surprised around each corner with this guy riding shotgun with you. Put cotton in them kids’ ears.

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Sadera GPS Voice
The Seductive Hot Chick
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$ 9.97

You have been warned! Sedara loves SEX and is not afraid to ask for it. Reach your final destination before she does, and she’ll let you hear about it.

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Arnold GPS Voice
The Govenator
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$ 9.97

Hasta la Vista to be being lost. The govenator, can lead a state government as well as navigate you around town. He will terminate the traffic!

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Sergent Hartman GPS Voice
Sergent Hartman GPS Voice
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$ 9.97

Having trouble getting motivated? Do you have what it takes to get your self and some fellow citizens to wheever they need to go? Put a Marine Corps drill instructor into the navigator’s seat and you will never lack “drive” again. He’ll bellow and insult you allthe way there! This is the PG version.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Gollum
Yes My Precious
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$ 9.97

He hates us,he HATES US… Unless he thinks we can drive him precious. If you can stand the smell and the bother take the wretched little chap along with you on your journey.He will lead you there… YEEEES,he knows the way.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Bubba GPS Voice
The Funny Redneck
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$ 5.97

Bubba’s down home flavor gets you around those back country roads gist fine. Fun and funny, he can show ’round the bend, and back. Be sure to ask about his Granny.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Capt. Jack
Pirate
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$ 9.97

We bet you’ve never been guided down the road by a drunken sailor before have you? Let Capt. Jack and his trusty compass guide you to the things you desire the most .

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Pagoda GPS Voice
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$ 5.97

When 800 years you drive, navigate you can! Till then, let the Pagoda voice use the inner guidance for good! Ask him to find you a decent cup of coffee with our POI maps too.

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GlaGPS
The Erie Voice From Portal Found You
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$ 9.97

If you couldnt Get Enough of the Game Portal, Then you will Love GlaGPS! Erie, Scary, and not sure if you are driving to your destination or being led to More Sinister Points in the Lab. Get this Voice and were sure you can Trust GlaGPS.

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George Bush GPS Voice
Misleader of the Free World
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$ 5.97

When has G-Dubya ever steered us in the wrong direction? Let Mr. President get you from Point A to Point B with his fantastic butchering of the English language. We can’t promise you he’ll make sense, only that he WILL get you to your destination. Mission Accomplished!

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Habib GPS Voice
The New York Cabbie
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$ 5.97

Fresh off the boat, Habib really knows his way around, even if he mixes up his V’s and W’s. Don’t worry though, you’ll make it to your destination and without smelling like curry.

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Wrong Juan GPS Voice
Sombrero Not Included
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$ 5.97

South of the border, or north of the Mason Dixon line, this guy can help do the manual labor of getting directions. He knows all of the back alleyways to help you avoid traffic like it was the INS.

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Jill GPS Voice
Sadera’s Little Sister
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$ 5.97

Jill is the tamer version of her older sister. Just like a good little catholic girl. But she still likes attention.

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Pierre Pissant GPS Voice
Straight from Paris to your GPS
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$ 5.97

Let this fine frenchman drive you around or drive you crazy. Love is in the air, and humor never sounded so foreign.

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Andrew GPS Voice
Take me to the mall sister!
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$ 5.97

Puhleez. You couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag. Bring in the fashion-forward clairvoyant fashinisto,Andrew to the rescue and never ask “left or straight?” (forward!) again.

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Jesus GPS Voice
His Dad created the world no way your getting lost
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$ 5.97

If anyone is going to steer you in the right direction, it’s our Heavenly Father. And don’t worry, if you make a wrong turn, J.C. won’t judge. He’s there to help you find your way.

All voices are a impersonation or parody of original character

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Joey Soprano GPS Voice
Wise Guy …Especially with Directions
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$ 5.97

Fuggedaboutit, he’s got you covered, baby! Joey will protect you no matter where you end up. He’s got your back so you can keep your eyes on the prize.

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Jamal (Kung Fu Version) GPS Voice
The Pimp (Kung Fu version)
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$ 5.97

Just like Jamal, he has a mouth on him. But his nasty parts have been dubbed with only the best in Kung Fu movie dubbing.

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Jamal GPS Voice
Ghetto Pimp
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$ 5.97

Fo shizzle! Don’t have Hydraulics and Spinning Rims? Ain’t no thing.Jamal be gettin you where you is be goin and he’s watchin fo’ the po po. Ho’s in the back so shut the %#&* up!

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Golden Silence
When silence is what you need
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$ 2.97

When is a voice not a voice? When it’s Golden Silence. This voice has NO VOICE, but it leaves your GPS able to still take calls, hear the dings and other alerts. Great for the hearing annoyed!

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